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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Microwave

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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