Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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