- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Pianos.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

UN

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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