- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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