- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Barack Obama

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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