#Getweird

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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your face is kinda funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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