- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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