why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

hey hey apple

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Screw it you write the joke.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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