How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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I C U P White stuff

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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YOU

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Anti Joke

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