I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

#Getweird

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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