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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

your face

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What is white and black and red all over.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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