What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

The Colts this year.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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