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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Women's rights

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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