YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Womens rights

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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