A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Neither did she.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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what's white and sticky semen

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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