How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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all the kids had fun

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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A black man has a job.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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