- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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