- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What is white and black and red all over.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

noah is a scrub jungle

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What do you call an amazing person Good

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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