- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Feminism.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

rocky is here again.......................

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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