- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

An Aisian failed a test

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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