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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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