Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Women's Rights.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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