What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Y u do dis?

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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woman's rights

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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hi

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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