- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Whats two plus two Four!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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