- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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