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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

Runescape.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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