Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Miami Heat.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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