A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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LOL -LOL GUY

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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who farted i did :]

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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