What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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