You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Libraries.

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Your momma's so fat...

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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equality for women

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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The economy.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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