What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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hi

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Your momma's so fat...

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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