Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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pedophile

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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