What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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equality for women

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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