- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Gale swallows.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

whats black. an african american person

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Obama 2012

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

Knock knock

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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