- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

What color is a banana? yellow.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Your momma's so fat...

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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