What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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im watching you..

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Y u do dis?

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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