What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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