- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

irish man drinking john smiths

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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