How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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womens rights

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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