Y u do dis?

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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woman's rights

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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hi

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