High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What would Muhammed do?

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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