Rebecca Black

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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the NAACP

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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