- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

where is the world?

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

im watching you..

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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