Women's Rights.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Get it? More.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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My name is Jeff

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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I read the terms of service.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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