Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Feminism

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Smelly Indians.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Jebron Lames.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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