- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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