Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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woman's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Anti Joke

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