- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

2 + 2 = 4

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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