a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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black people

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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