Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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