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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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