- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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